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>> Thursday, November 26, 2009
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 26 Nov 2009 12:05 AM PST
Father: Very long...!  |
| Posted: 26 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST
Jones watched in astonishment as the man standing next to him at the bar ordered a dry martini, poured its contents into the sink, then nibbled away at the bowl of the glass. He did not stop till only the stem was left. He placed that carefully before him and ordered another dry martini. This continued until five stems were standing before him and then the man left. The bartender, noting Jones' astonishment, said with a smile, "You seem surprised, sir." "I'll say I am," said Jones. "The darn fool left the best part."  |
| Sardar jokes-Fastest thing in the world Posted: 26 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST
Four University graduates were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!  |
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