Really Funny Jokes

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Funny jokes-Father's ashes Posted: 18 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..." She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."

Animal jokes-Four legs and one arm Posted: 18 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull.

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