Really funny jokes-Answers to Science exam Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/h9CkR-0iwN6lxb0koXRTyDVhwUI/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/h9CkR-0iwN6lxb0koXRTyDVhwUI/1/pi)
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome. ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vWsd2liC21dMPJEN5BY43yxqego4tWNKioLhIX2LLAK1g-r5hfhhLkR4vKlhGNFkHOWs24ACv-7Cta8a9SwAME5iom3Na7m53_LZDVME2oqjlHVvtHdl09UzwRfcHdWJPfMXQ2PoaB7FhnVaeCyzN2nk6jWIAyrBXNxftpJdmApTxXoS0h=s0-d) |