| Adult jokes-French woman Posted: 13 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT 
A woman from France is touring in the United States when she develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is not very good and she tells the pharmacist, "I vould like some medicine that geet reed of bugs in de bush."
The pharmacist misunderstood her and told her to go over to section with lawn care products and select one of the strong insecticides.
The French woman did as she was instructed and bought one of these products.
In a week she was back in the pharmacy again and talking to the pharmacist. He asked her if her condition was cleared up. "Why yes, eet is," she replied. "In fact all of de bugs in de bush are gone. My hair down there, eets gone too. And Pierre's moustache--- eet's also gone!" |
| Really funny jokes-On a Tuesday evening Posted: 13 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT 
At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.
"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."
"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman.
"But think of how surprised I am! I'm her mother!" |
| Funny jokes-Group of misguided hikers Posted: 13 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT 
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles. "We're lost!" One of the hikers complained. "And you said you were the best guide in the United States." "I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may have wandered into Canada." |
