| Really funny jokes-Bad language Posted: 12 Apr 2010 12:02 AM PDT 
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son say, "All of you sons of b**ches get the hell off the plane now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b**ches who are getting on, get your asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off now."
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your plane, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his plane. Soon the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are deplaning,please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for flying with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon." S
he hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the idiot in the kitchen." |
| Funny Judge Jokes - Shooting Posted: 11 Apr 2010 05:50 AM PDT 
Judge: why did u shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honor, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. |
| College professor jokes - Driving Posted: 11 Apr 2010 05:36 AM PDT 
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "30." He explained that he was going 30 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 30. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor …looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105." |
