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| Posted: 28 Oct 2010 01:16 AM PDT
One day, a young man entered a general store, and asked the beautiful, young, mini-skirted woman for a loaf of self-raising bread, which was located on the very top shelf. The woman climbed up a ladder, reached for the bread, and provided the man with an excellent view of her firm cheeks. It wasn't long before dozens of young men were going into the store and asking for self-raising bread. After a while, she became tired and irritated. She stood at the top of the ladder, and said to an elderly man stood amongst the throng, "Is yours self-raising too?" The feeble old man croaked, "No, unfortunately, I need a little manual help!"   |
| Posted: 28 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Whether one is "shipwrecked" or just plain "wrecked," perhaps the following words of wisdom might help one stay at or near the surface. Keep the following in mind if you experience any of these symptoms while in a bar: SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. CAUSE: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. CAUSE: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Find a dog. Stand next to him. Complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. CAUSE: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. CAUSE: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have someone fetch some rope and tie you down in upright position. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. CAUSE: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. CAUSE: Mouth not open or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Go to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. CAUSE: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. CAUSE: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. CAUSE: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. CAUSE: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Open window fast. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. CAUSE: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Find someone cushy-looking. Fall on him. SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. CAUSE: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Pour contents of glass on him. SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. CAUSE: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. CAUSE: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer. SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. CAUSE: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves. SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. CAUSE: Beer is just right. ACTION: Find someone sober to sing the song for you. Play backup air guitar.   |
| Posted: 28 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT
Farmer Azmat slaughtered a goat and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn't tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two months. Then another farmer, who lived down the road, came by and said, "By the way Azmat, did you ever find out who stole your goat?" "Nope," said Azmat. "Not until just now."   |
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| Ranchi University 25th Convocation, 2010 | Ranchi University Latest News Posted: 28 Oct 2010 02:04 AM PDT Ranchi University came into existence on the 12th of July, 1960 as a teaching-cum-affiliating university with headquarters at Ranchi. At present, the University spans five districts of Jharkhand, namely, Ranchi, Gumla, Khunti, Simdega and Lohardaga. Latest News of Ranchi University Ranchi University 25th Convocation, 2010 R.U. 25th Convocation 2010 Form Download here Examination Application Examination Application Form Applicants for UG / PG Examinations are Available here to Download the form and apply in their College/Department Visit here Admission Form for M.Com./M.Sc./M.A. Available here on official website of Ranchi University http://ranchiuniversity.org.in/ Contact Details : Shaheed Chowk Ranchi Jharkhand, India,834001 Telephone: +91-651-2208553 
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| Posted: 28 Oct 2010 01:33 AM PDT Karnataka ITI-CTS -ATS Results will be declare by the Government of Karnataka. The ITI Karnataka announced Result of CST and ATS 2010 Now Available on the official website: http://www.kar.nic.in/ . ITI Karnataka took the ITI-CTS Examination in July 2010 and ITI-ATSExamination in May 2010.Student can check their ITI Results 2010. from the website of ITI Karnataka - http://emptrg.kar.nic.in The Department of Employment & Training is implementing National Employment Service Scheme for the benefit of unemployed and Vocational Training Scheme for the benefit of youth for getting employment or self-employment in accordance with the standards and norms prescribed by the Directorate General of Employment and Training (DGE&T), Ministry of Labour, Government of India. Visit here to know Results of ITI-ATS May 2010 Check Karnataka 2010 ITI Results, online Karnataka ITI Results 2010,visit at www.kar.nic.in, Karnataka Results 2010,find out iti results 2010 of karnataka, iti results karnataka, The Department of Employment & Training Karnataka result's of karnataka iti results 2010 
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