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Really Funny Jokes

Funny tourist jokes-Sign the Magna Carta

Posted: 15 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."

A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"

"1215," answers the guide.

The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"

Hilarious jokes-Penalties for perjury

Posted: 15 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

SMS jokes-One year Contract in Bangkok

Posted: 15 Mar 2012 12:02 AM PDT


So your wife didn't believe that "one year contract in Bangkok with no leave" story, John?

You should have seen John's face.

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