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Upcoming Models of 2010

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 08:57 AM PDT

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NASA Moon Bombing Video (NASA Hiding Facts?)

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 07:32 AM PDT

Is NASA hidding something, as the rumor says, it had always. There had been many films that says NASA goes on hidding failed missions and missions with dangerous results/impacts. Now what happened exactly for the Moon Crash case?

The News is:

NASA has successfully bulldozed two spacecraft into the moon's south pole in a search for hidden ice, but without the promised live photos. First a 2.2-ton empty rocket hull smacked the moon's south pole at 7:31 a.m. EDT Friday. Then four minutes later the camera-and-instrument laden space probe made its death plunge. The smaller probe had five cameras and four other scientific instruments and NASA had touted live photos on its web site. But those images didn't occur. NASA officials say they are sure the two probes crashed and looking to see what happened to the pictures. Pictures were live until seconds before impact. The intentional crashes had been expected to kick up miles of lunar dust. The space probe is called LCROSS, short for Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite.

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NASA's slamming a satellite into the Moon?! Hasn't anybody thought this through? The Moon's going to be forced from its orbit! Giant tides will wash around the Earth! Will the 2012 tellings gonna come true? also, are we all well equipped to face the circumstances resulting henceforth?

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Insult Text Messages
Urdu Funny Text Messages
Sadar Text Messages

Insult Text Messages

Posted: 08 Oct 2009 12:43 PM PDT

Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?

Zahir Hai

KHUWAB.. :-)

Urdu Funny Text Messages

Posted: 08 Oct 2009 12:42 PM PDT

This is 2009:

1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!

Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)

Sadar Text Messages

Posted: 08 Oct 2009 12:42 PM PDT

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Sardar: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

Really funny jokes-Pep talk

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT

The manager of ladies' dress shop realized it was time to give one her sale clerks a ' pep talk '. "Jane, your figures are well below any of our other salespeople' s. In fact, unless you can improve your sales record soon, I'm afraid you'll have to let you go."
"I'm sorry, Ma'am," said a humbled Jane. "Can you give me any advice on how to do better?"
"Well, there is an old trick I can tell you about. It sounds silly, but it's worked for me in the past. Get hold of a dictionary and go through it until you come to a word that had particular power for you. Memorize it, work it into your sales pitch whenever it seems appropriate, and you'll be amazed at the results."
Sure enough, Jane's sales figures went way up, and at the end of the month, the manager called her in again and congratulated her. "Did you try my little trick?" she asked.
Jane nodded. "It took me a whole weekend to find the right word, but I did:.... ' Fantastic.' "
"'Fantastic. ' What a good word," said the manager encouragingly. "How have you been using it?"
"Well, my first customer on Monday was a woman who told me her little girl had just been accepted at the most exclusive prep school in the city. I said, 'Fantastic.' She went on to tell me how her daughter always got straight A's and was the most popular girl in her class, I said 'Fantastic' and she bought $300 worth of clothing. My next customer said she needed a formal dress for the spring ball at the country club, which she was in charge of. I said 'Fantastic.' She went on to tell she had the best figure of anyone on the committee and her husband makes the most money. I said 'Fantastic' and she not only bought the designer gown, but hundreds of dollars of other merchandise. It's been like that all week: the customers keep boasting, I keep saying 'Fantastic', and they keep buying."
"Excellent work, Jane," complimented her boss. "Just as a point of interest, what did you used to say to customers before you discovered your power word?"
Jane shrugged. "I used to say, 'Who gives a s**t?'"

Funny jokes-Bob gets dumped

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT

The guys had been worried about Bob ever since his wife dumped him and cleaned him out in the divorce.
They decided that somebody should go visit him at home to see how he was doing.
Floyd gets the job and goes to Bob's place one day after work. Bob seems to be ok but Floyd checks his place out to see if anything is out of the ordinary, just in case.
The place looks fine except for one thing, a tampon on top of Bob's TV. Floyd tries to ignore it but curiosity finally gets the best of him.
"Hey, Bob, what's with the tampon on the television?"
"Oh, that's just to remind me that the c**t took the VCR."

Adult jokes- Wife's snoring

Posted: 09 Oct 2009 12:01 AM PDT

When his wife's snoring woke him for the third straight night, Harry went to the bathroom medicine cabinet, got some aspirin and popped two tablets into her gaping mouth.
"Awk, glub!" choked his startled wife. "What the..."
"It's okay, honey. I gave you some aspirin," he explained.
"Why? I don't have a headache!"
"Great!" said Harry, "Let's have sex!"