Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Bragging about girlfriend

Posted: 07 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend. The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, "Buddy, if she went out with me, she'd never go out with you ever again."

To which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she'd never go out with ANYONE ever again."

History jokes-Stand up in boat

Posted: 07 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Current News

DPS Pune School Fees 2012-2013 Admission Forms Nursery Online Age Limit

Posted: 06 Jan 2012 10:46 PM PST

Here is information about DPS Pune School Admission 2012-13 and school fees.
Delhi Public School Pune which has CBSE board pattern, starts admissions process in November itself, and they are very strict about age limit. I was trying for my son for nursery but not luck this time.
Currently admissions are closed - so try your luck in march, if there are vacancies, you will be able to apply in March, 2012. Admissions vacancies, may be announced on March 01, 2012
STUDENT REGISTRATION FORM (2012-2013)
Registrations for admission to Nursery – Class VIII (academic session 2012-13) in DPS Pune are closed.

Subject to availability of vacancies, admissions may be announced on March 01, 2012.
FOR ONLINE ADMISSION FORM OF DPS PUNE
For any enquiry, please write to info@dpspune.com, or call the school office.

DPS pune campus- the entrance is good, attractive. the campus contains well-lit airy classrooms, outdoor theatre, swimming pools, cafeteria, spacious courtyards for indoor games, and beautifully landscaped lawns.

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Age limit for -
Nursery during academic session 2012-13, should have completed 3.5 years of age, on March 31, 2012.

So if you have missed DPS Pune for this year you can apply for your child's admission to Nursery in academic session 2013-14, the process for which will be announced in October, 2012. The fee structure and all related information will be posted on the website at that time.

The Admissions Process for academic session 2013-14 will be announced in end-October/early-November, 2012. Please visit our school website, www.dpspune.com,

DPS Pune school Fees :-
Admission time fee : RS 65000/- of which 5000/- refundable.

Annual Fee : Rs 42600/-
and Transport - PrePrimary = 1000/-
Primary = 1250/- per month

Contact Admissions Co-ordinator of Delhi Public School Pune

Nyati County, Vill. Mohammadwadi, Pune 411 060

Telefax: +91 20 26970 418 / 428
VISITING HOURS (BY PRIOR APPOINTMENT)

11:00 a.m. to 12:00 noon on all working days
www.dpspune.com
mail @ admissions[at]takshila.net