Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I'm not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I'm asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That's what I'm answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn't make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar.

Good jokes-Woman and Volcano

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST

What's the difference between a woman and a volcano?

A volcano never fakes an eruption.

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TILGUL Ghya GOaD GOaD bola,
Aamche Til Kadhi sandu naka, aamchyashi kadhi bhandu naka….
Wish u a happy and cheerful MAKAR SANKRANTI…

Naveen varshacha,
Naveen sanachya priya janana,
god vyaktina "Makar Sankrantichya"
goad goad shubhechya!

Ek Til rusula, phugala
Radat Radat gulachya paakat padala
Khattakan hasala hatavar yetaach bolu lagala
Tilgud ghya god god bola.

Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI
Labhel tula teelgulachi GODI
Sunday chya haatat de Pantagachi DORI
tumha sarvana Happy Makkar Sankranti.

This Festival means flying kites, But take care of ur life. HAPPY SANKRANTI TO U

Meethe gud main mul gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti
aap ke liya Happy Makar Sankranti

Pal Pal Sunahre Fool Khile ,
Kabhi Na Ho Kanto Ka Samna ,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe ,
Sankranti Par Hamari Yahi Shubhkamna !!!
Happy Makar Sankranti

A beautiful,bright and delighted day,sun entered makar to intense the ray.crop harvested to cheer the smiles,come together and enjoy the life.kites flying high to touch the happiness,til mangled with sweet to spread sweetness.Time to enjoy the moment with full intensityvery happy prosporous Makar Sankranti

Bajare ki roti, nimbu ka achar, suraj ki kirne, chand ki chandani aur apno ka pyaar. Har jeevan ho khushal MUBARAK HO AAPKO "SANKRANTI KA TYOHAR."

What is that bright light? from where does this fragrance coming? This gentle breeze...cool air...hearty music... oh! its sankranthi...Hav a nice day....

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

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Posted: 13 Jan 2011 11:03 PM PST

DDU Gorakhpur University Or Deen Dayal Upadhyaya Gorakhpur University Has Invited Applications for the post of Director, Academic staff College of the University.

The Notice Of post of Director, Academic staff College of the University Is Published At The Official Website Of DDU Gorakhpur University : http://www.ddugu.edu.in/

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DDU Gorakhpur University Notice Of post of Director

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To Know More About Deen Dayal Upadhyaya Gorakhpur University You Should Visit At Official Website Of DDU Gorakhpur University : http://www.ddugu.edu.in/

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