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| Posted: 03 Apr 2011 01:27 PM PDT |
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| Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy. Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV: "Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package."   |
| Doctor jokes-Well constructed miss Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."   |
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| Gudi Padwa Wishes In Marathi | Marathi Nava Varsh SMS | Marathi Greetings For Gudi Padwa Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:41 AM PDT Hi Friends, Get here a good collection of Gudi Padwa Wishes In Marathi, Marathi Nava Varsh SMS and Marathi Greetings For Gudi Padwa  Gudi Padwa is on 4th Apr 2011 and considered as an auspicious occasion to buy ornaments, house and other new things. It is regarded as a beginning of New Year by Maharashtrians : KNOW MOREFollowing are the gudi padwa sms or gudi padwa marathi sms enjoy & share with friends and relatives. Gudi Padwa Marathi SMS: Sonapivaly Kiranani aale Navin Varsh, Manomani date Nav Varshacha Harsh. Hindu Nav Varhsachya Hardik Shubhechchaa !!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Navin varshachya pahilya divashi visrun jau juni dukhkhe ani pahu navi sukhe karu nave sankalp swatala ani samajala samrudh karnyache. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ubhara Gudi Sukhasamrudhichi.. Suravat Karuya Nav Varshachi.. Visru Ti Swapne Bhutakalachi.. Vatchal Karuya Nav Ashechi ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chaitrachi Soneri Pahat.. Navya Swapnachi Navi Lat.. Nava Armbha , Nava Vishvas Navya Varshachi Hich Tar Khari Survat Gudi Padwachya Hardik Shubhechha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gulabi Thandi Soneri Prakash Navya swapnachi navi laat nave prayatna nava vishwas navya yashacha navin dhyas navin varsh jao jhakas Happy Gudi Padwa ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- related Keywords : gudi padwa marathi, Gudi padwachi hardik, gudi padwa wishes in marathi, marath greating gudipadawa, marathi nava vrash sms, marathi greetings for gudi padwa, sms gudhi padwa, ugadi wishes sms messages. 
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