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SSLC Examination Results 2010 Karnataka Examination Results at karresults.nic.in SSLC 2010 Results Posted: 13 Jul 2010 05:01 AM PDT The pass percentage in the Secondary School Leaving Certificate (SSLC) 2010 examination has plummeted by almost 7 percentage points. This year, the pass percentage is 66.81 (for fresh and private candidates), which is the lowest over the past three years. In 2009, the pass percentage was 73.71, while it was 67.96 and 73.21 in 2008 and 2007 respectively. Karnataka SSLC Examination Results 2010. SSLC Results. karnataka Secondary Education Examination Board will be declare SSLC Results 2010. karnataka Education Examination Results on official website : http://karresults.nic.in/ Exam Results. Karnataka SSLC 2010 Results. S.S.L.C Karnataka Result,SSLC Examination Results,Karnataka SSLC Supplementary Results SSLC Examination Results 2010,Karnataka SSLC supplementary Result 2010, SSLC supplementary Examination Results, www.karresults.nic.in, sslc supplementary results 2010. Karnataka PUC, SSLC Examination Results 2010. Karnataka PUC, SSLC Result. karresults.com karnataka sslc supplementary exam 2010.

Maharastra Scholarship Result | Maharastra High School Scholarship Results | Maharastra Middle School Scholarship Result at mahresult.nic.in Posted: 13 Jul 2010 04:43 AM PDT Maharashtra State Council of Examination Board, has published High School Scholarship Examination Result 2010 and Middle School Scholarship Examination Result 2010.maharastra scholarship result, scholarship result 2010, maharastra school scholarship result, MSHE high school scholarship result.Scholarship Results 2010, Maharashtra Middle School Scholarship Exam Result 2010 Scholarship Results 2010. Maharashtra Scholarship Results Official Website Maharashtra State Council of Examinations is an autonomous body (body corporate) established by school Education Department, Govt. of Maharashtra under the special Act "Maharashtra State Council of Examinations Act 1998". Student Can Check Maharastra High School Scholarship Result From http://mahresult.nic.in/

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Really funny jokes-A trip to COSTCO Posted: 13 Jul 2010 12:02 AM PDT Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore..

Hilarious jokes-The American and the Welsh Farmer Posted: 13 Jul 2010 12:01 AM PDT An American farmer was on holiday in Wales. He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth. At lunch time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversation with a Welsh farmer. 'How big is your spread?' , asked the American. 'Well look you, it's about 20 acres he said' . Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I'll be lucky to cover half my farm'. ' Dew dew' , said the Welshman, 'I once had horse like that, but sent him to the knackers yard.'

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