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Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-Tap dancing duck

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 12:02 AM PST


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.

After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

Short funny jokes-Ant who like to be alone

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 12:01 AM PST


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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