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Holi Message : Hindi SMS and Messages

Posted: 17 Mar 2011 01:07 AM PDT

Radha ka Rang or Kanhaiya ki Pichkari, Pyar ke Rang se Rang do duniya saari, Ye rang na jane koi Jaat na koi Boli, Mubarak ho aapko rango se...

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Sms Heart

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 01:27 PM PDT

does google mobile charge my phone when i ask questions? http://bit.ly/i74s0G

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-The Old hotel

Posted: 17 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PDT

As a history buff, I was looking forward to staying in a hotel in Salisbury, England, that dated back to the 13th century. But when I arrived, the hotel clerk gave me some bad news--my room was in the new section. Disappointed, I asked when the 'new' section had been built.

"In the 1600s," she replied apologetically.

Clean jokes-Even more excuses for skipping out of work

Posted: 17 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT

Even more excuses for skipping out of work

1. I have to renew my driver's license.

2. I have to get new license plates.

3. I have to stand in a long line for no good reason, while petty bureaucrats take inordinate amounts of time to work out the tiny problems that they detect in perfectly routine transactions. THEN I have to breeze by and renew my driver's license and get new license plates.

4. I've got an urgent session with my therapist.

5. I've got a really urgent session with my therapist.

6. I've … I … I'm not … I don't … I CAN'T COPE WITH THIS!!

7. I have to get my contact lenses fitted.

8. I have to get my hearing aid adjusted.

9. I have to get my big toe calibrated.

10. Hey, hey! The Monkees could be coming to our town.

11. My rheumatism is acting up. There's going to be a terrible tornado.

12. My arthritis is acting up. There's going to be a terrible blizzard.

13. The pharaoh is acting up. There's going to be a terrible rain of frogs.

14. I need to give blood.

15. I need to give evidence.

16. I need to give up.

17. I'm going to my best friend's engagement party.

18. I'm going to my best friend's wedding.

19. I'm going to my best friend's divorce. (We all knew it wouldn't last. At the wedding, everybody threw Minute Rice.)

20. I have a seriously overdue library book that I have to return.

Current News

Alagappa University Distance Education Results 2011 AUDE Results for BCA/B.A 2010-2011

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 09:38 PM PDT

Hi viewers here is latest update on Alagappa University Distance Education, Karaikudi, Tamilnadu. Alagappa University Karaikudi has declare the Results of DDE Exam 2010- 2011 Students can check now At Alagappa University official link.

Alagappa University Important Dates for, Online admissions, Examinations, Course Materials, Certificates and Results Here At Alagappa University Distance Education Results 2010 - 2011.

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Alagappa University accredited with 'A' Grade by National Assessment and Accreditation Council (NAAC) is located at Karaikudi in Tamil Nadu is accessible from Madurai and Tiruchirappalli Airports within two hours.

Alagappa University was brought into existence by a Special Act of the Government of Tamil Nadu in May 1985 with the objective of fostering research, development and dissemination of knowledge in various branches of learning. Alagappa University is recognized by the University Grants Commission (UGC) of India.

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