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>> Thursday, October 14, 2010
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- Adult jokes | Wrinkles out
- Really funny jokes-Patrol officer meets his match
- Blonde jokes-Trivial pursuit
| Posted: 14 Oct 2010 01:06 AM PDT
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner. "You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?" With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."   |
| Really funny jokes-Patrol officer meets his match Posted: 14 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT
A patrol officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old lady from out of state. The officer asked to see her license. 'Don't have one' Enid said. 'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely. 'Nope' snapped Enid. In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there. When they arrived, the arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant. This lady has no license and no vehicle registration. 'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. This officer has got in for me, the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding."   |
| Posted: 14 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"   |
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