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Anna University Tirunelveli Results 2009 |anna university tirunelveli results, anna university tirunelveli exam results, anna university tirunelveli w

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 06:04 AM PST

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Yes, you reach at the right location. Anna University Tirunelveli has published the Tirunelveli Exams Nov/Dec 2009 result which was taken few month ago. Anna University Tirunelveli Results 2009-2010 declared. You can get your Anna University Tirunelveli Results online also. Just enter your Anna University Tirunelveli Exam No and get your Anna University Tirunelveli Results 2010.

Just CLICK HERE & get Results of B.E / B.Tech.(8th Sem) Examinations May 2009

If you want more then refer the following site
1. result.annauniv.edu

About University: Anna University Tirunelveli was established on 1 February 2007 as a result of quadrafurcation of Anna University into four universities, namely, Anna University Chennai, Anna University Trichy, and Anna University Coimbatore and Anna University Thirunelveli. The Anna University Tirunelveli is bestowed with powers to grant affiliations to colleges and universities conducting graduate and post graduate courses related to engineering, technology and management.


Valentine SMS | Valentine Messages | Valentine Greeting

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 03:43 AM PST

Just One Day Remain For The Valentine Day, What Are You Doing Special For Your Special. Here Is The Some Exclusive sms & Greetings For Express Yourself To Your Valentine. Its Little Attempt To Help You.

So what are you waiting for? Browse through our latest, new and free valentine sms collection and select a valentines for your valentine / love and wish them happy valentine's day.

Never waste an opportunity 2 say
'I love U' to someone U really like
B'coz it is not everyday U'll meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
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When you love someone, it's nothing.
When someone loves you, it's something.
When U love someone & they love you back,
It's everything.
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Love is Special, Love is Rare.
Love is made 4 two 2 Share.
Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins wen 2 Hearts combine!
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If u drop me i I'll break
if u hold me i I'll shake
if u need me i I'll hurry,
if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i I'll cry
but
if u leave me I'll die.
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Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind
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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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"The taste of water can be
enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!"
Same way,
"The Love of a Persons
will be known when we are Alone"
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The person who loves you a lot
will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you
Silently CARING..
&
openly HURTING..
to make you PERFECT..
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Animal say beat me not
flower say touch me not
tree say cut me not
but i say forget me not
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Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..
Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.
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Here is the free collection of love greeting cards ( click for direct link)
1. www.123greetings.com
2. www.1lovecards.com





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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-Literal translations and hilarious disasters!

Posted: 14 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM's fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. "No va" means, of course, in Spanish, "it doesn't go."

• The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?"

• Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

• Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

• Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."

• When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

• Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

• An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" la papa).

• Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

• The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole", translating into "happiness in the mouth."

• Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

• When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant!"

• When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish!

Student Joke of the day - Girl

Posted: 13 Feb 2010 10:08 AM PST


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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