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Tachers Day Sms In Hindi

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 02:17 PM PDT

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

Teachers Day Text Messages

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 02:16 PM PDT

Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

Happy Teachers Day

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 02:15 PM PDT

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Sick and tired

Posted: 03 Sep 2009 12:05 AM PDT


"How are things going with you?"
"So so. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue."
"Sorry to hear that. What happened?"
"My boss got sick and tired of me."

Naughty jokes-Englishman and American

Posted: 03 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


An Englishman and an American are lying side-by-side on deck chairs aboard a cruise liner. Soon enough they strike up a conversation, which begins with the American ticking off the Englishman saying, "You English are all so tight-arsed. You've got to learn how to loosen up a bit. You'all set yourselves apart too much. Look at me for example, I have Italian blood, French blood, some Polish blood, a little Indian blood, and even some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman says, "That's very sporting of your mother."

Jokes funny-Accidents

Posted: 03 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A cowboy went to buy an insurance policy and the agent asked, "Have you ever had an accident?"
"Nope," replied the cowboy, "but last summer, a bronco kicked in two of my ribs... and a couple of years ago, a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle."
"Wouldn't you call those accidents?" quizzed the puzzled agent.
"Naw," the cowboy replied. "They did it on purpose!"

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