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Posted: 04 Dec 2010 05:42 AM PST


1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 
minute song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + 
own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four 
hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =

One sooraj Barjataya Film

**********

& the winner is .........

One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!


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RUHS M.Sc Nursing Exam Result 2010 | Rajasthan University Of Health Sciences | www.ruhsraj.org

Posted: 04 Dec 2010 12:29 AM PST

Rajasthan University Of Health Sciences (RUHS) Has Declared The M.Sc. Nursing (Final) Exam Result 2010 on 04/12/2010.

Student Can Check This RUHS M.Sc Nursing Exam Result 2010 At Official Website of Rajasthan University Of Health Sciences (RUHS): http://www.ruhsraj.org/

You Can Also Check Your RUHS M.Sc Nursing Exam Result 2010 Using Following Direct link From www3.indiaresults.com. You just need To Enter Roll No.


The Rajasthan University Of Health Sciences Act, 2005" (Act No. 1 of 2005)"on 25 day February, 2005, the University aims to disseminate and advance knowledge in medical and health sciences.

Log On To Official Website of Rajasthan University Of Health Sciences (RUHS) : http://www.ruhsraj.org/ For Further Details.

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SET Exam Result 2010, JEST 2011, ADMIT CARD, Maharashtra State Eligibility Test for Lectureship

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 10:13 PM PST

Hello Friends, Get The Latest Updates on SET Exam Result 2010, JEST 2011, ADMIT CARD, Maharashtra State Eligibility Test for Lectureship.

Maharashtra State Eligibility Test for Lectureship (SET) Or SET Exam Result 2010 Has Been Declared By SET University Of Pune And Now Available At (Direct Link) : http://setexam.unipune.ac.in/

You can search your result based on either your name or seat number or application number. Please enter your name as it appears on your application form/ hall ticket

SET University Of Pune Also Published The ADMIT CARD For SET Examination Which will Be Conducted on Sunday, 12TH DECEMBER, 2010. ADMIT CARD For SET Examination are now available At http://setexam.unipune.ac.in/ Official Website.


IMP : To print your ADMIT CARD, you have to enter your Login & password.

For More Detail You Should Log On To http://setexam.unipune.ac.in/ Official Website Of SET University Of Pune.

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WBSSC, ssc group d result 2010 | West Bengal School Service Commission | www.westbengalssc.com

Posted: 03 Dec 2010 09:15 PM PST

Hello Friends Here Is The Latest Updates On wbssc, wbssc group d result 2010, ssc group d result, wbssc result 2010, wbssc group d exam.

The West Bengal School Service Commission (WBSSC) Has Announced The Result of the Preliminary Screening Examination for the post of Clerk and Group-D Staff under 1st RLST (NT) 2010 in Non-Govt Aided Schools on 3rd December, 2010.

This WBSSC, ssc group d result 2010 Now Available At www.westbengalssc.com Official Website Of West Bengal School Service Commission (WBSSC).

Result of the Preliminary Screening Examination for the post of Clerk and Group-D Staff under 1st Regional Level Selection Test (NT) 2010 held on 22.08.2010 and 29.08.2010 respectively in Non-Govt Aided Schools

The West Bengal School Service Commission Act, 1997 (West Bengal Act IV 1997) enacted by Notification No. 936-L dated 1.4.1997 came into force with effect from 01.11.1997 for the purpose of recruitment of Assistant Teacher and Headmaster/ Headmistress in recognized Non-Government aided Schools in West Bengal

To Read More About WBSSC Log On To www.westbengalssc.com Official Website Of West Bengal School Service Commission (WBSSC).

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