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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.

How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

Clean jokes-Threatening letter

Posted: 22 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST

A wholesale dealer who had a lot of trouble in getting a certain retailer to pay his bills finally lost patience and wrote the merchant a threatening letter.

He received the following reply:

"Dear Sir: What do you mean by writing me a letter like that? Every month I place all my bills in a hat and then figure out how much money I have to pay on my accounts. Then I have my bookkeeper draw as many bills out of the hat as I have money to pay. If you don't like my way of doing business, I won't even put your bills in the hat."

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JNTU Kakinada B.Tech November 2010 Result | Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University | www.jntuk.edu.in | JNTUK 2011 Results

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:42 PM PST

JNTU Kakinada : Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University Has Announced The Following JNTU Kakinada 2011 Results On 22.01.2011.

III B.Tech (R05, RR) I Semester Supplementary Examination November-2010
II B.Tech (R05,RR) I Semester Supplementary Examination November-2010

JNTU Kakinada B.Tech November 2010 Results is available at official website of Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University : http://www.jntuk.edu.in/

Students can Also Check Their Result Of JNTU Kakinada At http://www.schools9.com/ Website by enter just registration no.

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JNTU (Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University) was originally 'The College of Engineering, Vizagpatnam' at the time of its establishment in 1946. It is now a sprawling campus of 110 acres, green with mango trees in the fast developing Port city of Kakinada

Get more detail information about JNTU At official website of Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University : http://www.jntuk.edu.in/

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Gurgaon Gramin Bank Recruitment 2011, www.ggbank.org

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:02 PM PST

GURGAON GRAMIN BANK : Gurgaon Gramin Banks in India are playing a major role in the economic prosperity of the Country. Despite large number of development programmes being implemented and the prosperity that the economic reforms and technological advances have brought in during the past

Gurgaon Gramin Bank Has Invited The Applications For Appointment as Officer Middle Management Grade Scale-II (Specialist Cadre), Officer Junior Management Grade Scale-I - Group "A" & Office Assistant (Multipurpose) - Group-" B"

STARTING DATE OF ON LINE REGISTRATION25-01-2011
LAST DATE OF ON LINE REGISTRATION 24-02-2011
LAST DATE FOR SUBMISSION OF PRINT OUT OF COMPUTER GENERATED APPLICATION (Including Far Flung Areas) 03-03-2011

DATE OF WRITTEN EXAMINATION :

OFFICER MMG SCALE-II(Specialist Cadre) – GROUP "A'' 08-05-2011
OFFICER JMG SCALE-I – GROUP-"A" 08-05-2011
OFFICE ASSISTANTS (MULTIPURPOSE) - GROUP-"B" 15-05-2011

APPLICATION FEE (FOR POST CODE 01, 02 & 03) (NON-REFUNDABLE) :

For SC/ST/Person with Disability candidates : `50/- for each post
For all others : `400/- for each post

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Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:42 PM PST

Hello Friends, We have recent updates related to vtu alerts, vtu, vtu exam postponed, rvce results, karnataka news, vtu news, vtu, vtu exam postponed, rvce results, rvce.

BE 4th (Backlog) Exam Result Nov 2010 has been published by Chhattisgarh Swami Vivekanand Technical University (CSVTU), Bhilai On 21-jan-2011.

BE 4th Semester (Backlog) Results 2010-2011 Can Be Viewed At the official website Of Chhattisgarh Swami Vivekanand Technical University (CSVTU): http://www.csvtu.ac.in/

CSVTU Also Postponed The first Convocation, Because of the By election the code of conduct has been imposed in durg district. Consequently first Convocation of University scheduled to be held on 25th Jan. 2011 is postponed & fixed for 30th April 2011.

Chhattisgarh Swami Vivekanand Technical University (CSVTU) has been established by an Act(No.25 0f 2004) of Legislature passed by the Chhattisgarh State Govt.

For Further Deatils You Should Visit At the official website Of Chhattisgarh Swami Vivekanand Technical University (CSVTU): http://www.csvtu.ac.in/

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RVCE B.tech Results 2011 | RVCE B.tech Results 2011 | www.rvce.edu.in

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 09:52 PM PST

RVCE Results 2010 Or RVCE B.tech Results 2011 Have Been Declared By R.V. College Of Engineering Recently.

Students can Check Their RVCE Results 2010 At official Website Of R.V. College Of Engineering : http://www.rvce.edu.in/

You Can Also Check Your RVCE B.tech Results 2011 Using following direct link from www.rvce.edu.in, you just need to Select Branch, Enter Semester and view result by USN number.

RVCE B.tech Results 2011

R.V. College Of Engineering Established in 1963 with three engineering branches namely Civil, Mechanical and Electrical, today RVCE offers 12 Under Graduate Engineering programmes, 16 Master Degree programmes and Doctoral Studies.

For More Details Visit At official Website Of R.V. College Of Engineering : http://www.rvce.edu.in/

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13 NSO Results 2010 | 13th NSO Results | Science Olympiad Foundation SOF

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 08:49 PM PST

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13 NSO Result will be online on 22 January 2011

Science Olympiad Foundation (SOF) Will Be Declare 13 NSO Results 2010 In Few Hour Today on 22 January 2011

13th NSO Results Will Be Declare At Official Website Of Science Olympiad Foundation (SOF), Check Following Website For 13 NSO Results 2010 Or 13th NSO Results After Its Publishing.

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