Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 06 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT

Two immigrants meet on the street.. "How's by you?" asks one.
"Could be worse. And you?"
"Surviving. But I have been sick a lot this year and it's costing me a fortune. In the past five months, I've spent over $10,000 on doctors and medicine."
"Ach, back home on that kind of money, you could be sick for five years."

Adult jokes-Profession of Dates

Posted: 06 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT

Three men were trying to guess the professions of their respective dates of the previous evening, judging by their bedroom performance and conversation.
The first insisted that his date had been a nurse, because she said, "Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit."
The second concluded that his must have been a school teacher, because she had said, "Do it over and over until you get it right.
The third figured that his date must have been a stewardess, because all she had said was, "Put this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally."

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Posted: 06 Oct 2009 04:22 AM PDT

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