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>> Thursday, October 7, 2010
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| Short adult jokes | Short skirt Posted: 07 Oct 2010 01:21 AM PDT
Jill: What happened? Mary: The driver in front of him started to go when the light turned green, but he slammed on the brakes to look at a gal on the sidewalk who was wearing a mini-skirt. My driver almost hit him in the rear! Jill: My goodness! How short was the skirt? Mary: Well, she was wearing blue panties!   |
| Posted: 07 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT
it was called witchcraft.. . Today, it's called golf.   |
| Hilarious jokes-You're gonna love Hell Posted: 07 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great! Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You know it! Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why, yes I do. Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow. Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean?... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want; you're dead who cares! O.D.!! Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!! Demon: Are You gay? Guy: No.... Demon: "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."   |
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