Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister !

Clean jokes-Frenzied mother

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST

A frenzied mother was busy trying to prepare dinner for her family and guests when in her haste she accidentally spilled a jar of spice all over herself.

Her daughter chose that moment to wander into the kitchen and say casually, "Hey, mom, I need someone to talk to."

The mother replied, "Why would you possibly choose right NOW to try to talk to me?"

To which the daughter responded, "Well, it looked like you had some thyme on your hands."

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RUHS University Pre Post Graduate PG Medical entrance test results 2010 right now.
VTU Results Semster Results find Third Sem exam results VTU
Vinayaka Mission University Results 2009 out . Find the Working Reults
Saurashtra University Result 2010 News
INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANISATION ISRO Recruitment
RRB India Centralized Notification |
CISF Results: Recruitment 2010 Central Industrial Security Force posting orders
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RUHS University Pre Post Graduate PG Medical entrance test results 2010 right now.

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 05:09 AM PST

RUHS University- Rajasthan University Of Health and science University offering Health Science courses. The results will be announce at the site of RUHS. Google Entrance exam results.

Students get ready to view fell free to comment below if any inconvenience in opening results webpage. Just engage the link provided.

I hope its no worry . Its just results can be accessed at IndiaReults site. which known for resuts site in India. fine. you will be access pre post graduate PG medical entrance examinationl 2010 test reuslts. find out thle results online . its better to view on

India Results for PG Medical entrace test reuslts here.

Lets enjoy .. I wish you best wishes.
RUHS results online. check out ruhs rueslts enagage the link above. you can access successfully.

VTU Results Semster Results find Third Sem exam results VTU

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 04:55 AM PST

Heartly Congrats to students . The VTU stands for Visvesvaraya Technological University given released out Semster results which were held in 2009. Lets How to Find VTUu reuslts. where to checkVTU results. VTU Karnataka just kept students results at the website(VTU.ac.in)

BE Btech Nov Dec 2009.
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http://results.vtu.ac.in/ Visvesvaraya Technological University(VTU)
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Results was came out to the media. the kept at site of University for semester wise.

Address for contact:
Visvesvaraya Technological University(vtu),
Belgaum(Karnataka)

Its the site updates for nov – 2009 . Its right what students searching for. B.E. 1st, 2nd, 3rd , 4th , 5th, 6th , 7th and 8th SEM Results . MCA , MBA and all results .
Results publicized for all state.BE/BTech I / II Semester Results declared for All States.
V Semester Results for BE/BTech declared for BELGAUM,GULBARGA & MYSORE Regions.

Vinayaka Mission University Results 2009 out . Find the Working Reults

Posted: 05 Feb 2010 04:35 AM PST

Results 2010- the Results site or blog for India.

Welcome to Results 2010 Blog: Where to find Results of Vinayaka. Well Students you will find best site to view results. Its the best site to found the upcoming, results. in India.

Today I recently came across Vinayaka Mission University website. Now you can find or print your resyults online. Its possible .

The point I am raising the Vinayaka Mission University has running just on the Numbered domai. see its how looking http://210.212.238.200. If we search on Google the reuslts will look like these.its terrible.
K no problem. Just enter site. go to results section.

Vinayaka Mission University,
Salem, Tamil Nadu,
India

BE results of Vinayaka Mission University Results 2009/2010
VMUniversity results 2009/10

Saurashtra University Result 2010 News

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 11:53 PM PST

Saurashtra University, established on 23rd May, 1967, it is in Rajkot city of the Saurashtra region of Gujarat State, India. The campus of the University is spread over 410 acres of land.

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First Semester B.Ed. Nov - 2009 Result

M.B.A. Sem. I - III Result

Saurashtra University Direct Link :

Click Here For Saurashtra University

INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANISATION ISRO Recruitment

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 11:45 PM PST

INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANISATION

Applications of candidates claiming Women, SC/ST/PWD status and therefore exemption from payment of Application Fee will be considered only if the certificate, as above, is received within 7 days of filing of application and in any case not later than 05.03.2010. The Demand Draft and `No Objection Certificate' in respect of candidates employed under Central/State Govt/PSU/Autonomous Body should reach ISRO Headquarters, Bangalore within seven days of filing the applications by the candidates and in any case not later than 05.03.2010.

ISRO Direct Link Click Here:

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WEB-SITE : http://www.isro.gov.in

Director,
P&PR Unit, ISRO Hqs,
Antariksh Bhavan, New BEL Road,
Bangalore-560 231
Phone No.23415275 or 22172296
Fax No.23511984

RRB India Centralized Notification |

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 06:21 AM PST

Ahmedabad Secunderabad, and all RRB boards of India announced RRB notification. download the notification. 2010 year. lk

RRB Secunderabad Recruitment 2010. Notification was released on 30-01-10

Now who want to apply they can findout the notification details. Lets find the fully details.ished, A candidate can apply Employment Notification. Government of India, Ministry of Railways
Railway Recruitment Boards

Applications are invited in the prescribed format as enclosed (on a good quality A-4 size paper (80 GSM using one side only) from eligible Indian Nationals for the Post of Assistant Loco Pilot Applications complete in all respects along with required enclosures should be sent by post to the Member Secretary/ Secretary/Assistant Secretary of the concerned Railway Recruitment Board as mentioned in para 15 of General Instructions so as to reach on or before 02-03-2010 (17.30 hrs).

The applications can also be dropped in the box kept at the premises of concerned RRB offices, till the closing date. For candidates residing in Assam, Meghalaya, Arunachal Pradesh, Mizoram, Nagaland, Tripura, Sikkim, Jammu & Kashmir, Lahaul & Spiti districts and Pangi sub-division of Chamba district of Himachal Pradesh, Andaman, Nicobar and Lakshwadeep islands and for candidates residing abroad, the closing date for receipt of applications by posts will be 17-03-2010

Assistant Loco Pilot

* No of vacancies : 14079 posts
* Pay Scale: Rs.5200-20,200/- Grade Pay Rs. 1900/-

Qualification:

1. Matriculation OR its equivalent under 10 + 2 system and Course Completed Act. Apprentice OR I.T.I. in any of the following specific trades recognised by SCVT/ NCVT : Fitter , Electrician, Instrument Mechanic , Mill Wright/ Maintenance Mechanic , Mechanic Radio & T.V. , Electronics Mechanic, Mechanic Motor Vehicle , Wireman , Tractor Mechanic.
2. Armature & Coil Winder , Mechanic Diesel , Heat Engine , Turner , Machinist , Refrigeration & A.C. Mechanic , OR Diploma in Electrical / Mechanical / Electronics / Automobile Engineering recognised by AICTE in lieu of I.T.I.

State city wise posts:

1. Ahmedabad -1440 posts
2. Ajmer – 693 posts
3. Allahabad – 726 posts
4. Bangalore – 942 posts
5. Bhopal – 188 posts
6. Bhubaneshwar – 449 posts
7. Bilaspur – 450 + 923 posts
8. Chandigarh – 324 posts
9. Chennai -227 posts
10. Guwahati -720 posts
11. Jammu & Srinagar – 210
12. Kolkata – 252 + 1234 posts
13. Mumbai – 188 + 1584 posts
14. Muzaffarpur – 352 posts
15. Patna – 491 posts
16. Ranchi – 559 + 275 posts
17. Secunderabad -1002 + 422 posts
18. Thriruvananthapuram -128 posts

Last Date: 02/03/2010 upto 17.30 hrs.

Check out and download the notification: here

CISF Results: Recruitment 2010 Central Industrial Security Force posting orders

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 05:48 AM PST

checkout the CISF Results posting orders www.cisf.nic.in.
Where are the CISF posting oders? For these questions Directorate General of CISF announced CISF posting .
Where we can exactly found CISF updated News Results CISF New Delhi
No Need to worried about . Lets Engage this link: cisf.nic.in

Shhhhhhh . Its fine YOu need to visit CISF web and found results of cisf which was the official web of Central Industrial Security Force had successfully released the posting orders for GO, NGO.
Once Again I am mentioning further information Please read on web of cisf. Okay.

One More attention: All the candidates who success they have to respond as per rules. Last date for removing without waiting: April 30, 2010 without waiting for their substitutes with direction to report.

Asal Tamil Movie | Asal Movie | Asal Review | Aasal | Asal

Posted: 04 Feb 2010 05:10 AM PST

Release Date : 05 Feb 2010

Producer : Prabhu, Ramkumar Ganesan

Director : Saran

Cast : Ajith Kumar as Shiva and Shiva's Father
Sameera Reddy as Sarah
Bhavana as Mirasi
Prabhu as Sulabha
Yugi Sethu as Don Samosa
& Other

Genre : Action - Drama

Language : Tamil

Listen here new Asal movie song Click Here

About Film :Asal movie story is almost out that first ajith who loves Guantanamera cigars will be a don dealing with international smuggling; incidentally the whole group was murdered. In that situation the second Ajith will appear on the screen to find out the mystery behind the murder.
Yet the remaining part of the movie is kept secret that second Ajith may be a police officer or detective or a person following vengeance for his beloved ones.