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MUMBAI KA FUNDA....While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains...... Mumbai Ka Funda While Traveling by the Mumbai local trains.....ALWAYS REMEMBER.... 1) Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful. 2) Thou shall buy a first class pass only if your company is paying for it. 3) Else thou should be really rich with an annual income of at least Rs.10 lakhs traveling by first class. Otherwise is a public crime. 4) Before getting off at a station always make sure to ask the person ahead of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way you shall not feel left out. 5) If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis, do not spend money on gymnasiums or health instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while traveling. 6) If you have already started practicing this innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up in a mental asylum. 7) Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a single word against you. 8) In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of the person standing closest to you. Your hands are goanna be of no use to you at that time. 9) Make sure you are the tallest among those standing around you. It affects you less when others have to bear the smell of your armpits. 10) Avoid traveling in slippers or sandals. It is an accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your foot. | ||||||||||||||||
FW:MF Hussain's art disrespects women: Dr Pravana Prakash
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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die. |
Golden words Agar tum jise pyar karte ho Ose na pa suko to¦ Us ka number muje de do Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye..:-) |
GIFTS CAN LIFT EASILY . CAKES CAN BAKE EASILY . YOU CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPILY . "HAPPY BIRTH DAY " |
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte. |
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RPET 2009 BTER Jodhpur Rpet2009 Online board of technical education jodhpur Check out Rajasthan Pre Engineering Test 2009 Allotment List of RPET RPET 2009 and Board of Technical Education Jodhpur declared first RPET Allotment List BTER Board Of Technical Education Jodhpur Results Check Here BTER Diploma Result http://techedu.rajasthan.gov.in/ BOARD OF TECHNICAL EDUCATION , RAJASTHAN, JODHPUR W-6 RESIDENCY ROAD, ... RPET 2009 Allotment List declared on 16th Aug 09
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Birthday party jokes-Melted
Really funny jokes-Simple Question A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?" "That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do." |
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