| Adult jokes-Self examination Posted: 29 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST 
A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked another male student,
"Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?"
"Sometimes, yes" replied the male student.
"What do you do about it?" She then asked.
"Nothing, why?"
She thought for a while then said, "You mean you go around with a hard penis all day?"
"Err, no" he replied
"You mean a man's penis will go down without having an orgasm?"
"Of course"
"I'm going to kill my husband!" |
| Clean jokes-Wedding dress Posted: 29 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST 
The groom to be said to his fiancee, "Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that's only going to be worn once?!"
"Who says it's only going to be worn once?"
"Oh? You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear white the second time!"
"No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom."
"I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress."
"Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!"
"Okay, then why don't you wear hers?"
"Who wants to get married in that old thing?"
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| Short funny jokes-Computer dating service Posted: 29 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST 
A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.
The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common -- they were both pathological liars. |
