Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart 3 Way Video Tape
Most Dangerous Weapons
Urdu Funny Text Messages DON ne ab Jurm ki dunia chore di hai, Aur ab aik Madarasa khola hai So Please, Balance ki Soorat Main Chanda Daal kar Dunay aur Aakhirat Sanwaren. |
Most Dangerous Weapons The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tears. |
Wise Quotes Sms Man to God: "Please Give Me 'Everything' So That I Can Enjoy 'Life'…" God Smiled And Replied: "I Have Given You 'Life'To Enjoy 'Everything'…" |
Worlds Shortest Jokes Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P |
Islamic Ramazan Text Messages Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay, Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai |
Welcome Ramadan Welcome Ramadan Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you… |
Recipe Of Ramadan RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Luv A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This Meal. RAMADAN MUBARAK |
The Holy Month Of Ramadan As the crescent moon is sighted… And the holy month of Ramadan beings… May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace ! |
Good Luck For Ramazan Best Leader - Allah Guide - Quaran Lyrics - Aazan Loyality - Imaan Request - Dua Protection - Fitra Oath - Kalma Exercise - Namaaz Self Control - Roza So Good Luck 4 Ramazan |
Cosmetic surgery
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a**hole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!" |
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!" The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind." Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded. The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground. Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?" Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year." |
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