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>> Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Fun emails

Computers must be female.

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:15 AM PST


Computers must be female.

No one but the creatorunderstands their internal logic.

The native language they use tocommunicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyoneelse.

The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informativeas,

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not goingto tell you.

" Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memoryfor later retrieval



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Posted by madhu at 8:04 PM 0 comments

Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Who cares

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


Who cares about Russia? What did they ever give us, really? That stinkin' dressing? We had ketchup and mayonnaise the whole time, people.

Adult jokes-Good, bad & ugly

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

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