Funny jokes-Things you don't want to see at the ATM Posted: 23 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/Xlkn5hamILUlvziYZMI0EU7mNdA/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/Xlkn5hamILUlvziYZMI0EU7mNdA/1/pi)
Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM
- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card.
- You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.
- You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.
- You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.
- You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.
- You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well."
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