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| Posted: 25 Sep 2010 02:39 AM PDT
A young woman was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, didn't want her grandmother to know. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young woman. The police had the all the prostitutes line up in a straight line on the sidewalk, just as grandma was passing by. As soon as she noticed her granddaughter, she stopped and asked her what she was lining up for. Not wanting her grandmother to know the truth, the granddaughter told grandma that someone was passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some. "That sounds good. I think I'll have some too," Grandma said, as she made her way to the back of the line. A policeman went down the line, questioning all the prostitutes, until he reached grandma. Looking very bewildered, he said to her, "You're so old, how do you do it?""It's easy," replied Grandma. "I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"   |
| Posted: 25 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
The first man said "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis" . The third man said "I died of seenus". The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus." The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"   |
| Posted: 25 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.   |
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| Bom Sabado | Bom Sabado Virus | Bom Sabado Orkut Attak | Meaning of Bom Sabado | Bom Sabado Live Posted: 25 Sep 2010 04:52 AM PDT Orkut is affected by scraps titled Bom Sabado! If you are amongst the few who still give a damn about Orkut, you might have noticed something fishy going on over the past few hours. A large number of users are randomly flooding their friend's scrapbooks (Orkut's equivalent of Facebook Wall) with the following message. If you are amongst those affected, it's highly recommended that you follow the steps highlighted below:
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