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Really Funny Jokes


Adult jokes-Intact Virtue

Posted: 17 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.

Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age.

After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.

After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly.

"Why the jelly?" she asks him.

"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking," he replies.

"Well, why don't you just spit on your c*ck like the monks did?"

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SGSITS Results 2011 | www.sgsits.ac.in Ist year B.E./B.Pharma./MCA Results Update of SGSITS

Posted: 16 Apr 2011 11:19 PM PDT

SGSITS is imparting technical education at UG, PG and Ph.D. levels and most preferred by the students in MP after IITs and a few NITs in the country for UG level admissions.

Shri G.S.Institute of Technology and Science, Indore.Has been Declare the results of 2010 - 2011 At official website of SGSITS Results Declared - January 2010 and May 2010 Examination (M.E., M. Tech. and M. Pharma).

Shri Govindram Seksaria Institute of Technology and Science, Indore established in 1952 as a tiny Institute has grown into a leading technological Institution in the state of Madhya Pradesh but also the entire central and Western Regions of the country in a span of 35 years.

To Get Further Details of SGSITS Visit Here.

Shri Govindram Seksaria Institute of Technology and Science, Indore
23, Park Road,
Indore- 452003 (M.P.) India
Phone : 91- (0731) 2544415
Fax : 91- (0731) 2432540

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Berhampur University Results 2011 | Berhampur University Plus 3 Final Exam Results | URET 2011

Posted: 16 Apr 2011 10:47 PM PDT

The Berhampur University came into existence on 2nd January 1967 being inaugurated by Dr. A.N. Khosla, the then Governor of Orissa and the first Chancellor of the University. to get more about University visit here. The university has achieved great distinction in the academic world due to the qualitative and quantitative production of M. Phil., Ph.D., D. Litt and D. Sc degrees. So far many projects, major and minor funded by the U.G.C., I.C.S.S.R., C.S.I.R. and D.S.T. etc. have been completed.

Berhampur University has been declare the result of +3 FINAL RESULTS 2011 ,ECONOMICS WORKSHOP 2011, URET-2011 SCHEDULE, Ph D Regulations(Modified), PROGRAMME FOR +3 1st YEAR EXAMINATION on 16th April, 2011.

Berhampur University announced +3 Final Examination Results 2011. Student can get online result of Berhampur University At 3Plus here. 3 Final Exam Results 2011.


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