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| Really funny jokes-Chinese New Year Posted: 12 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
It was Chinese New Year. Bill and Jackson had just staggered back home from a hard night's drinking when they noticed that a menu from the new restaurant next door had come through the letter box. On a whim they decided to celebrate the Chinese New Year with a take-away. Jackson, was just off out of the door to fetch their meal when Bill turned to him and said, 'Please get me 20 number 6 while you're at the take-away. Jackson returned with their chicken Chou Mein, sweet and sour pork and 20 portions of egg fried rice. Bill said, 'Where's me fags'. Jackson said, 'What cigarettes, you asked for 20 number 6 and that's what you've got, enough egg fried rice to feed a Chinese Junk from Shanghai to Hong Kong'. Bill said, 'When I was last in England Embassy No 6 was a packet of fags.'   |
| Adult jokes | Vacation in Caribbean Posted: 11 Sep 2010 06:15 AM PDT
A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?""I can't tell you!" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it." The lady replied, "It's my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in the Caribbean!"   |
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| Swarnalatha | Swarnalatha Died | Singer Swarnalatha Dead | Play Back Singer Swarnalatha Away Posted: 12 Sep 2010 02:23 AM PDT Thiruvananthapuram, Today, September 12, 2010 South Indian film playback singer Swarnalatha (37 years) has passed away. Swarna Latha died at a private hospital in Chennai today; she was ailing from lung related disease. She is from Palakkad, Kerala. She has been singing since 1989 with many music directors. She has rendered songs in Tamil, Kannada, Telugu, Hindi, Malayalam, Urdu, Badaga. Swarnalatha is a one of the greatest singers in the Indian music industry especially South Indian music industry. She has been singing since 1983 with many music directors. She worked with Telugu music directors like KOTI, MM Sreelekha, and M.M.Keeravani. She became famous with her unique pitch in voice. She went on to win the National Film Award for Best Female PlaybackSinger for the song in 1995. She has lent her voice to hit songs from films including Thalapathi (1991), Thevar Magan (1992), Karuththamma (1994), Bombay (1995), Indian (1996), and Minsaara Kanavu (1997). She was one of the 'melodious' (eg. Maalayil Yaaro Manathodu Pesa from Satthriyan) as well as 'experimenting' singer (eg. Mukkala Mukkabala of Kaathalan) of her times. She most recently lent her voice to the soundtrack of the film Sillunu Oru Kaadhal (2006). One of her all-time song includes Ennulle ennulle from Valli, a beautiful composition by raaja sir. Swarnalatha is a one of the greatest singers in the Indian music industryespecially South Indian music industry. She has been singing since 1983 with many music directors. She worked with Telugu music directors like KOTI, MM Sreelekha, and M.M.Keeravani. She became famous with her unique pitch in voice. Her father K.C.Cherukutty was a good harmonium player and singer.Her mother Kalyani also had interest in music.Swarnalatha knows to play harmonium and keyboard. She won the National Film Award for Best Female Playback Singer for her rendition of the famous song Porale Ponnuthayi from the filmKaruththamma. The song was composed by A.R.Rahman, with whom she has given lot of memorable songs. She is one of the 'melodious' (eg. Maalayil Yaaro Manathodu Pesa from Chatriyan) as well as 'experimenting'singer (eg. Mukkabla of Kadhalan) of her times. 
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