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Posted: 08 Jun 2011 12:02 AM PDT


THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME ____________________

GANG NAME _________________

TAG ____________________

HOOD ____________________


1). Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4). Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money?

7). If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?

8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

9). Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa on one week's income?

10). Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

Animal jokes-Nuts

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Why does a squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry

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Repco Bank Recruitment 2011 Repco Bank Vacancy CityUnionBank Samadhan Online

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 05:50 AM PDT

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Repco Bank set up by Government of India is a fast growing organization having branches in all the four southern States of Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka, Kerela ,Tamil Nadu and Puducherry. Repco Bank has issued a recruitment notification for the recruitment of Officer Scale-I and Junior Assistant (Clerk) vacancies for qualified candidates. The qualified candidates may apply offline on or before 09/07/2011. The particulars regarding age limit, educational qualification, pay scale

REPCO Bank vacancy details:
Total no. of posts: 238 vacancies

1. Officer Scale-I: 45 vacancies
2. Junior Assistant/Clerk: 193 vacancies


Age limit: The candidate's age is minimum 21 years and maximum 30 years for the post of Officer Scale-I, minimum 18 years and maximum 25 years for the post of Clerk as on 31/05/2011, reservation as per rules.

Educational qualification: Candidates passed with Graduation or Post Graduation in any discipline with first class from any university recognized by UGC for the post of Officer Scale-I, Graduation in any discipline from any university recognized by UGC.

Application fee: Candidates pay the fee in the form of Demand draft/Bank pay order of Rs 450/- for Gen and others and 350/- for SC/ST/Repatriates for the post of Officer Scale-I, 350/- for Gen and others and 250/- for SC/ST/Repatriates for the post of Clerk in favour of Repco Bank recruitment cell in scheduled bank, payable at Chennai.

Selection process: The selection process for the post of Officer Scale-I is written test/Group Discussion/interview, written test/interview for the post of Clerk.

How to apply: The qualified candidates submit their application in bio data form in English typed on thick A4 size paper, with one recent passport size photograph pasted on the application form, along with other requirements, to the following address on or before 09/07/2011, The General Manager (Admn) Repco Bank Ltd, P.B.No. 1449, Door No. 33, North Usman Road, T. Nagar, Chennai-600017.

Important dates:
Last date for receipt of application: 09/07/2011.
Date of written test: On a Sunday in the last week of July or First week of August, 2011.


Kota University Rajasthan University of Kota Results 2011 www.uok.ac.in

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 01:22 AM PDT

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Results Kota University ,Kota University Results 2011 at
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Vision of Kota University::

TO PROVIDE JOB ORIENTED EDUCATION

TO MEET THE REQUIREMENTS OF TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENTS,


Jntuk 3 2 results 2011 JNTUK Results 2011 jntuk.edu.in Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University Kakinada

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 08:47 PM PDT

JNTUK 3 2 Results 2011, Jntuk 3rd Year 2nd Semseter Results today 8th May 2011. JNTUK Results at the official website, Jntuk 3 2 Results 2011 is likely to be announced on 8th May 2011 reports the official website.

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Check Results 3rd Year 2nd Semester at  jntuk.edu.in

'The College of Engineering, Vizagpatnam' as was named at the time of its establishment in 1946 by the then Government of the composite Madras State is situated in a sprawling campus of 110 acres filled with mango trees in a fast developing Port city of Kakinada on the east coast of peninsula India and situated in a zone which through generations, contributed significantly to the political literacy and cultural heritage of the country.


Eamcet 2011 Results on 8th May EAMCET 2011 Result www.schools9.com

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 08:12 PM PDT

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Eamcet Result 2011 Eamcet 2011 Results declared, Eamcet Result update.

Andhra Pradesh State Council of Higher Education (APSCHE) to  announce the Engineering Agriculture and Medicine Common Entrance Test (EAMCET) Results 2011 today 8th June 2011. Engineering

Agriculture and Medicine Common Entrance Test (EAMCET) Result 2011
Eamcet 2011 results available on June 8th by 9AM. EAMCET is one of the top competitive exam in AP, Engineering Agriculture and Medicine Common Entrance Test known as Eamcet.

Eamcet results will be available at the following websites::

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Results will also be available through VRS Automated Voice Response System by which students at remote places can get information on marks by dialling their hall ticket number. They can call: Airtel (543212222), Vodafone (56731), Idea (5545678), BSNL (1255225,1255560,1255596), TATA Docomo (54321234) Tata CDMA (129660), and Reliance (56566).

Marks can also be known by sending the hall ticket number through SMS on 55352, 56300 or 56263, EAMCET-2011


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