Really Funny Jokes

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST

Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why he's so glum.
"You wouldn't believe it," he replies. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest, when suddenly I approached Snow White fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her tells me that she ate a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips.
I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give her a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods when suddenly, she screams out, 'Ah, Yes, YES'!"
"That's great!" the bartender excitedly replies. "Then she's alive!"
Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming says, "Nah. She faked it."

Sardar jokes-Own food

Posted: 07 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST

Santa and Banta went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced snacks from their shopping bags and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own food in here!"
Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged their snacks.

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India Vs Australia 6thODI Ind Vs Aus Live Streaming

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 06:58 PM PST

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Karo ya Maro for Mahendra Singh Dhoni-always been the India situation. Now after Australia lead the seven match series India has win the coming match in Guwahati where both the teams already landed and started practice.

In last 5th ODI match Sachin Tendulkar Extra ordinary 45 th century 175 run performance given fans a full entertainement but loss is lost by just 3 runs.

Guwahati is having tight security for players safety.Teams have been presented Gamocha(local shawl) and Hat. 20000 tickets already sold. Match will be played on Sunday wherein India cannot afford to slip even ones.

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DD National will broadcast live 6 th ODI as usual and Cricket Niravana will give live cricket streaming online for 6 th ODI.

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