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| Posted: 23 Apr 2011 07:27 AM PDT |
| Posted: 23 Apr 2011 01:27 AM PDT if i locked my LG KF510 mobile phone and forgot the secuirty key, how can i open it again? http://bit.ly/eLMYLj   |
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Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 23 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?" "Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?" "Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!"   |
| Adult jokes-If sex was sold in a grocery store Posted: 23 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT
* Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons. * Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls." * If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8 * There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10. * Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning. * Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating." * Same with "Buy One, Get One Free." * No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award. * Paper or Plastic or Rubber? * Some men would still be in the Express Lane   |
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