Really Funny Jokes
>> Monday, October 26, 2009
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 26 Oct 2009 12:07 AM PDT
There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car. Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette. There is a wasp nest in your living room. The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door. You burn your front yard rather than mow it. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper ...  |
| Funny jokes-Apple pie and coffee Posted: 26 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT
A man had trouble with his English, so his friend taught him how to say, "Apple pie and coffee," so when on the job, he could order some food at the local restaurant during his lunch hour. This was fine with our man, and he was grateful to his friend, but after several months he wanted a little more variety in his fare. His friend was glad to oblige and taught him how to say, "Ham and cheese sandwich." The man proudly walked into the restaurant the next day and said to the waitress, "Ham and cheese sandwich." To which the waitress responded, "White, whole wheat, or rye?" With shoulders sagging and the smile gone from his face, he answered back, "Apple pie and coffee."  |
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