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SBI Sept 2009 EXAM Results www.sbi.co.in Online Posted: 24 Dec 2009 12:00 AM PST Results of SBI CLERK EXAM held on on Sept 2009 State Bank of India Exam results | www.sbi.co.in | SBI ... September RESULT OF WRITTEN EXAMINATIONS OF RECRUITMENT OF MANAGEMENT EXECUTIVE IN STATE BANK OF INDIA -WRITTEN EXAMINATION HELD ON 13.09.2009 SBI Sep-2009 Exam Results http://www.sbi.co.in/user.htm Also check out Interview Schedule of Recruitment of Management Executives in SBI Written Exam held on 13-09-2009 Revised Interview Schedule from 04-01-2010 to 16-01-2010 from sbi.com /sbiRecruitment crpd.sbi.co.in/sbiRecruitmentsearch_09122009.jsp

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• Christmas jokes-Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
• Really funny jokes-Lost love
• Short funny jokes-Bull fighters
• Adult jokes-Worthy of

Christmas jokes-Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Posted: 24 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ... Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Really funny jokes-Lost love Posted: 24 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. "Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny. "Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love." Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?" "Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love." "But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you." "I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?" "Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbour, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"

Short funny jokes-Bull fighters Posted: 24 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko.

Adult jokes-Worthy of Posted: 24 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. "I want to marry your daughter". "Well, my boy you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter." "I'll do anything for my love" says the young man. "You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go screw it." A little puzzled the boy says,"OK, anything for my love" On his return of doing his deed, he asks, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope." says the father, "See that goat over yonder? Well, Go screw it." Again the boy obliges and returns saying, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope. Not yet -- one more thing. See that pig in the sty? Well go to it." Once again he obliges and returns. This time the farmer is amazed at seeing this boy doing these deeds just to marry his daughter. So the father finally tells the boy, "Now you can marry my daughter." To which the boy replies, "SCREW YOUR DAUGHTER, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"

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