Funny Joke SMS "Parrot"
>> Sunday, August 16, 2009
| Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh ho gya. Admi parrot ko ghar le gya, pinjre me rakha, khana diya. Parrot hosh me aaya, bola: Aila jail? Car ka driver mar gya kya.    |
English Love Text Messages
| Girl: Aisa khat likh Sajna! Meri umar beet jaye parhty parhty... Boy: (i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%;=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i* "Le sajni ab parh" :-)   |
| 1 Pathan Baghair Ticket k Train main safar kar raha tha. Checker Ticket Check karnay aaya to Pathan ne Namaz ki Niyat Kar li. Checker Paas Beth kar intazaar karne laga: Pathan Ghussay se bola: 100 Rakaat Namaz Nafal Lahore Tak. Allah o Akbar.   |
| Morning is a special gift from "ALLAH" after a restful sleep, its a new chance 2do better & try again where we failed b4. ENJOY GOOD MORNING   |
| GOOD NIGHT… Have a "salty Dreams" Because daily sweet is not Good for U"r health,take care   |
| Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri, zindagi na hogi apke bin poori. Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori, Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut zaruri.   |
| There r Two Kind Of People In This World 1-Those Who Remember Names n 2-Those Whose Names r Remembered Choice Is Yours   |
| This Is Love, Isn't It? When You Notice Someone's Absence And Hate That Absence More Than Anything? More Even Than, You Love His Presence... !   |
| Have u ever THANKED frnds. For their smiles? Their hellos? Their taps at ur back? Their way of calling ur name? Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore, could u bear it? "small things usually go unoticed, but in reality, they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful: "I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)   |
| A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend. Boy:U r d second most beautiful girl I've ever seen! Girl:Who's the first? Boy:It's YOU When u smile... ;->   |
| 1 Girl: Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo Smart Khubsurt Decent Shareef Dashing Naik Ho 2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni "" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...   |
Ultimate jokes-Sound of the Drums
| A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra. Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums." Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums." Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out, "Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"  |
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