Really Funny Jokes

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Hilarious jokes-Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn Posted: 30 Nov 2011 12:02 AM PST Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank. "Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley. "Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car. Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen... Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all tied up in rope. Behind her, the guard comes running out...with his pants down! Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!"

Short funny jokes-Twenty four Posted: 30 Nov 2011 12:01 AM PST Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?

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