Kids jokes-Prayers before eating Posted: 10 Apr 2010 12:02 AM PDT TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Short humorous jokes - Reading email Posted: 09 Apr 2010 11:32 PM PDT A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence read their Emails with their hand on the mouse. .. .. .. .. .. .. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late buddy
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One liner jokes - Man Posted: 09 Apr 2010 11:03 PM PDT You can't change a man unless he is in diapers.
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Short Doctor jokes - Wish Posted: 09 Apr 2010 08:04 AM PDT The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, "I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?". "Yes," replied the patient faintly, "Another doctor".
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Lawyer Jokes - Children Posted: 09 Apr 2010 06:57 AM PDT LAWYER : She had three children, right? WITNESS : Yes. LAWYER : How many were boys? WITNESS : None. Lawyer : Were there any girls? WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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