Really Funny Jokes
>> Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 31 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT
O.M.G., I'm rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Arse Iron in the Arteries And An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth, now I can buy that gold-plated yacht and the Bentley.   |
| Little Johnny jokes-Filling tank Posted: 31 Aug 2011 12:01 AM PDT
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."   |
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