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Desi Girls @ Booze Parties

Posted: 19 Jan 2010 07:50 PM PST

You must have come across this word "desi" a lot of times on the net. What does this actually mean and what does it imply? Desi typically refers to all indians staying abroad. But recently the meaning has more shifted to all indian chicks staying abroad and have an western attitude and also to all indian chicks staying in India, with an western attitude towards life!! Can't understand what I mean? Check the desi's below :) the pics of those who are making us proud as Indians, at over hundreds of fun-filled (pun intended) webpages, being viewed 24x7 round the globe.















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Really Funny Jokes


Short funny jokes-Moosehead

Posted: 20 Jan 2010 12:03 AM PST


What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Adult jokes-The Waiter And The Blonde

Posted: 20 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
"What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"

She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.
He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"
He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"
She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."
Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"

Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already... You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"

Office jokes-Application for Employment

Posted: 20 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST


To: The Personnel manager

RE: Replacement of the dead manager

I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.

Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one I even attended the funeral and the all burial process and made sure that I hear from you who will take up the position. All I can remember is you saying that he will be difficult to replace meaning there is no one at the moment.

Its sad that he has left us but at least I benefit as he has left a vacancy for me.

I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. He was my neighbor and it will be easy for me to continue with his legacy because I was seeing the time he was come for work and knocking off.

I will be sending my pictures whilst attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed.

Thanks for advertising the funeral because I could not have known.

Yours smiling,

Short jokes on Sardar

Posted: 19 Jan 2010 10:45 PM PST


A Sardar was cutting side of capsule before taking it.

His Friend asked him why are you doing so ?

He replied :-"TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS"....!!

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JKBOSE Higher Education Results 2009

Posted: 20 Jan 2010 03:35 AM PST

JKBOSE Results 2009 have been announced today for Kashmir Province, you can get your result from IndiaResults.com. Higher Secondary Part II Annual 2009(Regular) Results declared, The Jammu and Kashmir State Board of School Education (abbreviated as JKSBSE). JKBOSE or Jammu and Kashmir State Board of School Education (JKBOSE) is the main board of school education in the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir.

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JK BI ANNUAL RESULTS:
jammu & Kashmir Board of School Education (JKBOSE) Declared the Result of Higher Secondary Part II - Bi Annual 2009 (Private Jammu Province)/Class 12 Result.Check below links for Results.

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JNTU Kakinada 2.1 BTech Semester Resuts which held in Nov-2009

Posted: 19 Jan 2010 07:00 PM PST

Are you waiting for JNTU Kakinada Semester Exam results which were held in November 2009?

JNTU-Kakinada University announced the Semester examination results. University Semester results of 2009 year November will be find out the officially at the web of JNTU. 

In Andhra Pradesh there is very problems going on. You already know that Telangana issue. Because of these problems students are unable study their courses. This is matter of Political leaders. But every student worrying about the issue, throughout the AP. 

JNTU Kakinada Second Year 1st Semester Btech Results will be viewed at the link provided. And also students can check their Regular, Supplementary exam results. 

http://www.results.manabadi.co.in/KJNTUBTECH19012010.htm



Massachusetts Election Results,Candidates,Senate

Posted: 19 Jan 2010 07:21 AM PST



The results of elections held in the state of Massachusetts, including the special election on January 19, 2010, to find a replacement for Ted Kennedy's U.S. Senate seat, will be posted here as they are released. Republican Scott Brown, Democrat Martha Coakley, and independent Joe Kennedy are leading the polls for the seat.


During Election 2008, the major news outlets called Barack Obama the winner of the state of Massachusetts minutes after polls closed at 8 p.m. Obama went on to win enough electoral votes to win the presidency.CNN: Massachusetts Election Results3 John Kerry has been reelected to a fifth term in the Senate. Two of the three statewide ballot measures passed. One of those bans dog racing and the other decriminalizes possession of small amounts of marijuana. The third, which was a repeal of the state income tax, did not pass.Boston Globe: Campaign 2008 Mass. ballot questions (November 4, 2008)4 The state of Massachusetts has 12 electoral votes.Federal Election Commission: Distribution of Electoral Votes5

The results of elections held in the state of Massachusetts

It's fitting that the Massachusetts special election to replace late Democratic Sen. Ted Kennedy on Jan. 19 (read Jill Lawrence's coverage of the race) will intersect almost perfectly with the next Senate vote on the revised health care reform bill. If any state knows health care, it's the Bay State, which passed its own landmark health care reform bill in 2006.

Massachusetts voters have an appreciation for the gravitas of the health care issue. In 2006, the state passed a revolutionary, comprehensive health care reform bill, with the goals of A) expanding coverage to the poor and uninsured, and B) reducing health care costs (last summer I wrote an analysis of the law, the Massachusetts Health Care Access and Affordability Act, if you are interested in a more in-depth look). The bill expanded Medicaid coverage, provided subsidies to the poor to purchase private insurance, and created an insurance exchange called the "Connector," which graded insurance plans and established minimum-coverage mandates.

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Saraswati Puja | Saraswati Puja sms | Saraswati Puja Mantra | Saraswati Vandana

Posted: 19 Jan 2010 05:07 AM PST

This year, Saraswati Puja is on 20th January, 2010 during Basant Panchami and October 13 to October 16, 2010 during Navratri. Saraswati is a Hindu god of education. Saraswati Puja is the worship of Hindu. Generally every year Saraswati Puja is performed during Basant Panchami and Navratri.
Saraswati's birthday – Vasant Panchami is a Hindu festival celebrated every year on the 5th day of the bright fortnight of the lunar month of Magha. Saraswati devi is considered as consort of Brahma and daughter of Durga. Saraswati's children are the Vedas, which are the oldest sacred texts of Hinduism. Traditionally on this festival children are taught to write their first words. On this day people wear yellow garments and also prepare yellow sweet within families.

Saraswati Vandana Mantra:Saraswati Vandana Mantra is an important hindu mantra that is recited for higher knowledge and wisdom.

Yaa Kundendu tushaara haara-dhavalaa,

Yaa shubhra-vastra'avritha

Yaa veena-vara-danda-manditakara,

Yaa shwetha padma'asana

Yaa brahma'achyutha shankara prabhritibhir Devai-sadaa Vanditha

Saa Maam Paatu Saraswati Bhagavatee Nihshesha jaadyaa-pahaa.

Hindi Translation:
जो कुंद फूल, चंद्रमा और वर्फ के हार के समान श्वेत हैं, जो शुभ्र वस्त्र धारण करती हैं|

जिनके हाथ, श्रेष्ठ वीणा से सुशोभित हैं, जो श्वेत कमल पर आसन ग्रहण करती हैं||

ब्रह्मा, विष्णु और महेश आदिदेव, जिनकी सदैव स्तुति करते हैं|

हे माँ भगवती सरस्वती, आप मेरी सारी (मानसिक) जड़ता को हरें||

Other Mantra: following mantra makes a person a learned scholar and he attains high proficiency in education. This mantra should be recited at all morning pujas.

"Om Aim Kleeng Saum Saraswatiya Namaha"

Saraswati Puja SMS:
My Heartiest good wishes to All members of your family on the auspicious day of Saraswati Puja. May Lord Saraswati showers blessings. Happy Saraswati Puja

May the occasion of Vasant Panchami, Bring the wealth of knowledge to U, May U be blessed by Goddess Saraswati & All Ur Wishes Come True.







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