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| Posted: 10 Oct 2010 07:37 PM PDT |
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| Vidyasagar University Results B.Ed Result 2010 www.exametc.com burdwan university Posted: 11 Oct 2010 02:56 AM PDT Vidyasagar University Results 2010 for B.Ed Exam; vidyasagar university result, vidyasagar university, burdwan university, burdwan university result 2010, mp3raid B.Ed Examination Results. Through Website. http://www.indiaresults.com. http:// www.exametc.com. http://www.schools9.com ... www.vidyasagar.ac.in Vidyasagar University (VIDU) has announced the undergraduate (UG) result 2010 on October 11, 2010. The Vidyasagar University also known as Burdwan University has declared the BA (3yr Degree General) Under 3 –Tier Part II result 2010. The Vidyasagar university result is available at www.vidyasagar.ac.in/., www.school9.com. Vidyasagar University, Midnapore has published B.Ed Examination Result 2010. Vidyasagar University B.Ed Exam Results announced on the official website http://www.vidyasagar.ac.in/. Vidyasagar University B.Ed Exam Results 2010 available ... vidyasagar university result, vidyasagar university result 2010, burdwan university, burdwan university result 2010, mp3raid 
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| Posted: 11 Oct 2010 12:24 AM PDT
A man goes to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your butt. Then remove it, re wrap it, and place it back with all the others, in such a fashion as you can`t tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious, you won`t dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I`ll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn`t work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor. "Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," replied the patient. "What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor. "Well, I don`t smoke cigars anymore, but now I can`t go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my butt."   |
| Posted: 11 Oct 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth. Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English. So Laloo explained, 'That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.' !!!!!   |
| Posted: 11 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' His son asked, 'What happened to the flea?'   |
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