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Engineers Day 2009 - The Sad Saga

Posted: 15 Sep 2009 02:31 AM PDT

Today, 15th of Sept 2009, with too hot a weather and a sea of humidity, there was really no reason for me to be very happy about the day. Tuesday always makes us remember that its not only one day past a weekend but there are 4 more working days in pipeline, to another weekend. With almost half of the day allready gone in my office, its was a very old friend of mine who pinged me "Happy Engineer's Day". Thanks Shantanu Gaur (Sr. DBA / IPaceSetters Pvt Ltd), you actually made me remember who we are.

The saddest part is, actually someone made me rememeber who I am. The fault is ovbious ours, we engineers. But more with computer engineers. More technicaly defining, an engineer is concerned with developing economical and safe solutions to practical problems, by applying mathematics and scientific knowledge while considering technical constraints. While regarding that of a computer engineer, its really very well said somewhere "A software developer must be part writer and poet, part salesperson and public speaker, part artist and designer, and always equal parts logic and empathy". Its because of us, who gets along with people of any profession, we forget even we have the right to atleast a greeting in the morning as "Happy Engineer's Day". Name it any profession, any industry, A bank, A retail, Any Railway Booking or a Air Ticket, A Developer somewhere is burning his midnight oil day after day for these.

Today as we celebrate Engineers Day (birthday of Sir Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya, an eminent Indian engineer and statesman) and while we talk of building Silicon Valley culture in India, I'd strongly say that we need more and more engineers for the country, but perhaps the country also needs to give us atleast a small feeling of being wanted. WIth India being said as the next IT giant after US, I hardly hear any of thousands of IT companies round the country, throwing any party to celebrate this day today. Well it seems, today being nothing unusual except me going to bed wishing myself only "Happy Engineer's Day".

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Posted: 15 Sep 2009 12:05 AM PDT

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15th September is Engineers Day.

Salute the Engineers who have contributed to our National Growth.

Proud to be an Engineer

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Hope all the Engineering Students achieve their goals n be successful in life.

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In India, Engineers' Day is celebrated on 15 September every year.

The day is the birthday of Sir Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya, an eminent Indian engineer and statesman. He served as the chief engineer during construction of Krishna Raja Sagara on the Kaveri River near Mysore.
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(a) Eligible candidates will be required to appear for Written test (Objective as well as Subjective Type) consisting of two papers namely (i) General Awareness (ii) Subject / Specialization concerned. (b) The candidates who qualify in the written test shall be called for psychometric test and interview as per merit and criteria decided by the Management. (c) The written test is tentatively scheduled for 25.10.2009. (The exact date of the test shall be communicated to the candidates through admit card and will also be available on ONGC website. (www.ongcindia.com).
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Posted: 14 Sep 2009 09:39 PM PDT

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Posted: 15 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit. 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life.
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The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
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The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
man trusts the frog. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

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