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Really funny jokes-Worried CEO Posted: 02 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT A CEO has his business going well, but he's a bit worried. He decides to check the competence of his employees. The first person he meets is his assistant: - Oh Miss, I'd like to ask you just a question. How much make 2+2 ? - Yes Sir. Do you want a detailed memo on that? - No, just answer the question. - Well, I think it's 4. Then he goes to the computer tech: - Hi John! Just a question. Can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? John runs Excel, and after five minutes answers: - It is 4.00 E+0, but I'm not sure, the support staff should come tomorrow. Will I ask them to check it? Then he goes to the accountant: - Hello mister, can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? - Well, well, I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I didn't already collect all the data, neither check all the accounts. But I can estimate it now between 3.196... and... let's say... 5.659. But I'll be able to make a much more accurate estimate within two weeks! A bit disappointed, he goes to the sales manager: - Hello Bob, could you tell me how much make 2+2 ? - So... How much do you think it makes? - I ask you to answer. - Mmh... you don't want to tell me your price. You want me to make an offer. - Indeed. - So, let's say 6! No, excuse me, you're not that kind of man, you know the market. I sell it to you for 5.25, and that's the price I' make for my best friend! Then he goes to his lawyer: - Good Morning Mister. Can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? - Right now? - Yes! - So, at first I would say 2, but I'm convinced that with a good preparation, we can get 3! And, finally, he goes to the actuary: - Hello Sir, can you tell me how much make 2+2 ? - Of course. It is... It is... Mmmmh, well, how much would you like it to make? |
Posted: 02 Apr 2012 12:00 AM PDT |
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