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MSBTE Winter Results announce Feb-2010 www.msbte.com

Posted: 15 Feb 2010 01:37 AM PST

Maharashtra State Board of Technical Education: Winter examination results will be update in February last week. 4th week of Feb by Maharashtra State board of Technical education ie. MSBTE will be update publish . 

msbte Result of Winter-2009 entrance Examination  will be release in Fourth week  Feb-2010.

Usually ,   actually Msbte not updated the date when they announce. Okay. For Now you can check out the msbte link ie:  http://www.msbte.com/

NOTICE on MSBTE:

Further more information msbte results winter results  Feb results msbte entrance examination results will be announce and release by Maharashtra State  board of Technical Education. India. 

Question Papers Answerkey of GATE Entrance Test 2010

Posted: 15 Feb 2010 01:06 AM PST

G.A.T.E. : Questions Papers, Samples, Models, Pattern. Gate 2010 examination test papers. Asked questions.  for all these type of searches absolutely  Yes there is a appropriate website called GateForum.com

The GATE exam 2010 written students yesterday ie. Feb14.2010. Now its time to check out the exam solutions, answer keys. Candidates who written for now  I found the site which given mentioned earliar. Just go to Gate-Forum. You can download what ever required regarding GATE 2010.

Graduate aptitude test in engineering: the q&ans find the keys, for gate. 


If any information required pls comment below. Gate  question papers 2010

BITSAT 2010 TEST Centre Allotment Hall tickets- BITS Exam Updates

Posted: 14 Feb 2010 10:32 PM PST

BITSPLANI : BITSAT2010: :)

Students like the better than best for Bits Pilani . bitsat conduct by bits Pilani. The examination will be held in May & June 2010.

BITSAT 2010 entrance examination test center will be check on web bits Official link. Just engage the link use K. 

The exams will be held from date to Date: 10th may to 10th june 2010 

test center allotment will be done and annonced by today for all the vali d application received in the admissions of office before dead line.

Further Information to view or download any information on BITSAT-10 click here

You can checkout further updates on examinations of BITS.

AIIMS published AIPGMEE entrance exam Results view at www.aiims.edu

Posted: 14 Feb 2010 10:29 PM PST

AIIMS - > AIPGMEE 2010:

Hello Welcome to Results 2010 Blog! This time we came with AIPGMEE RESULTS FOR THE YEAR 2010. AIPGMEE ENTRANCE EXAM RESULTS, you can access at the website. please visit the site link given below in the article. AIIMS released the entrance test results. once you enter your number then you will be able to your personal results in the examination published the result of All India Post Graduate Medical Entrance Exam (AIPGMEE).

Guys just engage the link here AIIMS. if you are facing problem opening it. pls try again and again.thanks. it will work in future...

whts AIPGMEE? This is an entrance test to get admission into MS and MD courses in various government colleges. this test was held by AIIMS on January 10, 2010.


i WISH YOU BEST OF LUCK you students to enter or join Medical and Dental colleges. the procedure wll be update later.

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Short funny jokes-Chicken skeleton

Posted: 15 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST


Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
A. Because he didn't have enough guts.

Adult jokes-$100,000 Quiz

Posted: 15 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST


Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.
Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.
She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.
Needless to say, Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous and fidgety as her husband drove them home.
"I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are. You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow."
"Relax, honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her. "It will all be OK."
Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door.
"Where are you going?" Jane asked.
"I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon" he replied.
Jane waited impatiently for Roger's return. After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin.
"Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!"
"What is it?" she cried excitedly.
"OK. The question is: 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?'"
"And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.'"
Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep and restful slumber.
At 3:30 in the morning, however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question.
"The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep.
Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth.
Once again, Jane replied correctly.
So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel the butterflies conquering her stomach and nervousness running through her veins.
The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days events, faced Jane and asked the big question.
"Jane, for $100,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."
"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. Six seconds."
"Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds."
"I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…"
"That's close enough," said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!!"

Short funny riddles

Posted: 14 Feb 2010 08:25 AM PST


What's hard and pink when it goes in, and wet and sticky when it comes out?
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Bubble gum !

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