Designers of the human body
>> Saturday, August 15, 2009
| Really funny jokes-Designers of the human body Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints. " Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"  |
| Rosey, posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Sandy, "I think I 'm going to see a dietician." Sandy asked, "Why?" Rosey answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many calories are in sperm!" Thinking a minute, Sandy said, "I really have no clue, but if you are consuming that much of it, no guy is going to care if you are a little chunky!"  |
| "Welcome aboard ABC Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face." "If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than ABC Airlines."  |
