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ISA AT Result of June 2009 www.icai.org Online

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ISA-AT June 2009 Results update: Institute of Chartered Accountants of India has declared ISA at Results of June 2009 session.
Check ISA Results – Institute of Chartered Accountants of India Results 2009; at http://220.227.161.82/find.htm
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CA Final Results 2009 | CA June Results at caresults.nic.in | icai ...8 hours ago by admin
Update on CA Final results 2009; from The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India; Examination Results, 2009 section. CA Final results are Announced on 13th Aug 2009;
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On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…

Happy Independence Day

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SARFAROSHI KI TAMNNA AB HAMARE DIL MAIN HAI,DEKHNA HAI JOR KITNA BAJOO-A-KATIL MAIN HAI.

wish u a very happy INDEPENDENCE DAY to all truly indians - from bolmamabol.com
31 states 1618 languages6400 castes6 ethnic groups29 festivalS1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE: INDIAN : HAPPY INDEPENDANCEDAY


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Confessions of a Kid

Really funny jokes-Know Your Customers


A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have !? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"
Important to Know Your Customers

Confessions of a Kid


Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner", Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND ME THE BIKE!!!!

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ALL Vodafone Zoozoo IPL Ads in one - must watch!

This video is contains a combination of all Vodafone Zoozoo men snippets that were specifically targeted for the Indian Premier League crowd.. Edited them for easy viewing - Hilarious and very creative - an absolute must-watch!



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