Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-Sugar and cream
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Good Jokes - Things in Golf that sound dirty

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee.

The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner.

The man, who uses both creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that the container is empty.

As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar for his coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever

remember being before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders.

As she passes the cabinet where the extra sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate down and puts sugar cubes and creamer

packets in her bosom because both her hands are full.

After she has served the two plates she was holding, she returns to the man and asks him, "How many sugar cubes did you want

in your coffee?"

The man says, "Two's fine."

She reaches into her bra, pulls out two sugar cubes and into his cudrops themp.

"And cream?" she asks.

The man looks at her, squarely in the eye and says, "You wouldn't dare!"

Really funny jokes-Bad attendance

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST

Philemon had a bad attendance record with the company he worked for, particularly being late for work in the morning.

He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a chance to explain his reasons.

His argument: "I get up in the morning. I shower, I look in the mirror and try tuh straiten my hair. Den I sumtimes miss de texi and then I am late."

His boss has a bright idea.

He gets one of Philemon's colleagues to sneak into Philemon's room and steal the mirror off the wall, without Philemon's knowledge.

The following day Philemon does not turn up for work.

The same happens the day after that.

So Philemon gets summoned to another hearing to explain his reasons for not attending work.

His argument: "I get up in de morning. I shower, I look in de mirror. I see no Philemon. I think Philemon already left for work"

Good Jokes - Things in Golf that sound dirty

Posted: 22 Jan 2010 10:20 PM PST

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really waked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Posted: 22 Jan 2010 06:05 AM PST

Short history: It all began one fine summer day on 16 April 1853. It was a single step of 34 kilometers from "Boree Bunder" (now Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus) to "Tannah" (now Thane). G.I.P. Railway's first train ever to run on the Indian soil rolled out and changed the history of India, forever. It also marked the dawn of the Railway Age in Asia - the world's largest continent.

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Posted: 22 Jan 2010 05:44 AM PST

The Western and Central Railway services are likely to be hit on Republic Day. Motormen of both services and mail/express trains have decided to strike on January 26, 2010, to press for their salary and other work related demands.
Western and Central Railway services are likely to be hit on Republic Day. Motormen of both services and mail/express trains have decided to strike on January 26, 2010, to press for their salary and other work related demands
This is the first time in ten years that motormen on both railways will go strike. The demands of the motormen include a weekly off, more allowances and better working conditions.They will meet the regional labour commissioner on Monday to discuss the matter. "We have exhausted all democratic ways to represent our issues.