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New Dangerous Virus Posted: 23 Apr 2010 06:01 AM PDT FYI Dear All,    URGENT!!! PLEASE CIRCULATE to your friends, family and contacts.   In the coming days, DO NOT open any message with an attachment called: Black in the White House, regardless of who sent it to you.  It is a virus that opens an Olympics torch that burns the whole hard disk C of your computer.  This virus comes from a known person who you have in your list.   Directions:  You should send this message to all of your contacts.  It is better to receive this e-mail 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.  If you receive a message called Black in the White House even if sent by a friend, do not open, and shut down your machine immediately.  It is the worst virus announced by CNN.  This new virus has been discovered recently it has been classified by Microsoft as the virus most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee.  There is no repair yet for this kind of virus.  This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the hard disk, where vital information function is stored. You might also like .. CLICK HERE FOR MORE EMAILS Enter Email Address: SHARE & SAVE                by bbP

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AAPKA THAROOR Posted: 23 Apr 2010 05:33 AM PDT Himesh Reshmiya's new heroine is Sunanda Pushkar.... And the name of his movie is *   *   *   *   *   *   AAPKA THAROOR You might also like .. a story of fool man and woman Wife..... What is more painful - Puzzle R. Narayana Murthy - Software Sinnodu (Telugu version) CLICK HERE FOR MORE EMAILS Enter Email Address: SHARE & SAVE                by bbP

a story of fool man and woman Posted: 23 Apr 2010 05:01 AM PDT Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband  shouted , 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have   apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.' 'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!' 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?' ' Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.' The husband looked at his wife and said, 'honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?' 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. 'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?' 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. 'Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?' You might also like .. Wife..... Computers must be female. wanna a responsible man wanna a responsible man CLICK HERE FOR MORE EMAILS Enter Email Address: SHARE & SAVE                by bbP

Wife..... Posted: 23 Apr 2010 04:30 AM PDT woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say????????? ??   A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5 Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.     Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho..... KHUSH RAHO     Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi.. Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!     Why love marriage is better than Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".   A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''   Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" Manager: "What can I do? Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."           Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!           Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck! You might also like .. Computers must be female. wanna a responsible man wanna a responsible man Success is just like being pregnant. CLICK HERE FOR MORE EMAILS Enter Email Address: SHARE & SAVE:               by "bbP

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