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Adult jokes-African Roulette

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


An African leader makes an official trip to Russia .
At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
- CLICK - empty chamber.
He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn."
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual - CLICK - empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country.
At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.
The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few moments later smiling, and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen.
The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."

Really funny jokes-Drunk patrons

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor. As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

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Psg Tech Results psg tech

Posted: 24 Nov 2009 09:44 AM PST



The Institute has a well equipped library, a computer centre, lecture hall complex, Seminar halls, various laboratories in different departments, CAD/CAM Centre, PSG Centre for Non-formal
and Continuing Education, PSG Centre for Sponsored, Research and Consultancy, Centre for Technology Management , FESTO PSG Centre for Pneumatic Automation, Educational Technology Centre, PSG - Infineon Embedded Systems Lab, School of Energy, Laser Centre, PSG-LAPP centre for Excellence in Cable Technology, PSG-L&T Centre for Excellence in LV Switch, Media Lab, Metal Testing and Research Centre, NCJD PSG Jute Service Centre, Jute Diversified Products Development Centre, PSG-Rockwell Centre of Excellence in Industrial Automation, PSG - RF Design Centre, PSG-SIEMENS Centre of Excellence in Automation, PSG-Science and Technology
Entrepreneurial Park (PSG-STEP), VLSI Design Centre, hostels , health care centre, and adequate facilities for sports, games and co-curricular activities.

The Institute has a well equipped library, a computer centre, lecture hall complex, various laboratories in different departments, workshops, health care centre, and adequate facilities for sports, games and co-curricular activities.
Faculty:
Institute is having high class faculty including Professors, readers, lecturers,
etc. college is also having visiting faculties from well known institute and universities.
Institute Facilities
Physical Education and Sports, Hostels, Guest house, Health Facility ,club ,Gymkhana, Library & Cultural Society, Technical Society, Banking and Postal Facility ,
Placements
several national and MNC are visiting campus regularly.

PSG College of Technology
PB No. 1611, Peelamedu, Coimbatore 641 004, India
Phone : +91 422 4344777, 2572177, 2572477
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Posted: 24 Nov 2009 09:06 AM PST



PSG, Who?
PSG's mentor, Dr. Bijoy Sahoo, assistant vice chancellor of North Carolina Central
The first B-school campus to cross first stage two of the best global accreditation certification processes including the coveted AACSB Association to Advance Collegiate Schools of Business accreditation process, considered as gold standard in global B-school benchmarking. PSG Institute of Management Coimbatore surpassed the much bigger and more well known B-schools like Indian School of Business (ISB) and ICFAI School of Business (IBS) both based at Hyderabad who are also in the race for AACSB accreditation and got a mentor appointed to oversee the AACSB induction process.
University, US, is satisfied that PSG has its processed in place. "PSG working can
be easily benchmarked with the global standards, except that the school should scale up on the faculty number and quality, infrastructure, new course introduction etc" Bijoy K. Sahoo, the mentor says. "our biggest advantage is the legacy of the school being part of the nearly eight decade old charity PSG which runs a host of higher education institutions including an arts college, engineering college and medical college", explains C.R.Swaminathan, chief executive officer of PSG group.



PSG to become a University
- May 09, 2008. It is official (Well, almost). PSG University will soon be formed and will include PSG Tech, PSG IMS, PSG CAS and PSG IM. A bill formalizing this is expected to be passed on May 14th. 2008.
PSG Tech Alum - Shiv Nadar awarded the Padma Bhushan for 2008. January 26, 2008.
Shiv Nadar is the founder of HCL and serves currently as it's Chairman and Chief Strategy Officer.


PSGTech Alumni Asso presents "Young Alumni Meet"(YAM)-2&3 Jan 2010-Kindly Pass this message to all.For More Details:

PSG Institute of Management

About The Center
(ICF) has been established at PSG Institute of Management (PSGIM) in 2007 with an objective to disseminate knowledge about financial policies and its implications on financial decision making. It will serve as a forum to share research findings in the areas of Finance and investments in a global economy, with an emphasis on emerging markets. It will construct reliable data bases on Indian financial markets and the Indian financial services Industry for use of practioners, researcher's and policy maker's world wide. It will work closely with the industry to broaden areas of common interest with academia.

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Dr.V.Srividya
Coordinator,
International Center For Finance,
PSG Institute of Management
PB No. 1668, Peelamedu, Coimbatore - 4.
Tamil Nadu , India.
Telefax : 0422-4304444
Phone : 0422-2577252, 4304400
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Association of Collegiate Business Schools and programs - ACBSP

PSG Institute of Management is the first B-school in India to be granted candidacy for accreditation on 26th June, 2009. Accreditation committee has nominated Mr. Bijoy K .Sahoo. Ph.D, Dean, School of Business, North Carolina Central University, as the mentor for PSG IM. The Preliminary visit from the Executive Director of ACBSP, Mr. Douglas Viehland along with the mentor had taken place on 24th August, 2009. The accreditation team has accepted the preliminary questionnaire and updation on the questionnaire are in progress. The proposal to ACBSP is to be sent on September, 2010. The final accreditation is expected on November, 2010.



ACBSP Committee
1. Dr. R . Nandagopal
2. P. Varadharajan
3. Dr. Swamynathan
4. R.N Ajith Shankar
5. M. Sathish
6. Anand Subramanian

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