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CALCUTTA University 2010 Admission Notification Prospectus download

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 07:14 PM PDT

CALCUTTA University invites applications for 2010-Admission Notification Prospectus
The University of Hyderabad released the Admission Notification to take admission. Now you can take your choice. the full detailed the Prospectus details , you can access at the official website of university of calcutta.
Where can we download or read: Logon on to the link given below and if you required you can take print. thats it.
Calcutta University Admission Notification 2010

Contact Details :
University of Calcutta
Senate House, 87 /1
College Street
Kolkata-700 073

The link to visit. link to download or visit.

http://www.caluniv.ac.in/admission%20notice/application_frame.htm

good to see this link , just read on the page. ok..


University of Hyderabad Admission Notification2010 Propectus download

Posted: 07 Apr 2010 06:57 PM PDT

Friends Hyderabad univeristy given notice of admission for this year2010. Now you can see this admission notification. The University of Hyderabad offers the various degree in courses. Graduate and post graduate courses.
To see the Prospectus document you able to see on official site. The written as an entrace test will be conduct to take admission. so its compulsory to admit for the test and you have to pass the examination. The selection examination will be held from 1st June to 7th June, 2010.
The University offers boarding / boarding cum lodging allowances / fellowships to all the students admitted to any of its regular programmes of study.
further admisssion details just logon : http://www.uohyd.ernet.in/


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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes


Blonde jokes-Baseball

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 12:02 AM PDT

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.


Really funny jokes-Never make a woman angry

Posted: 08 Apr 2010 12:01 AM PDT

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

" Czechoslovakia ."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later!


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